Submitted by susanorama
You try tossing your friend into the pool and miss horribly…
Then you try pulling him out of the water but your hands slip.
Shit Tyrone…
(Source: peetaah, via fuckyeahrandomstupidity)
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
and
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
(Source: tacoandclove, via niscarrsm)
(Source: fuckyeahfirstworldprobs, via fuckyeahrandomstupidity)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAYY :D
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How to get a girl to ask you out when you get rejected.Boy: Will you go out with me?Girl: No.Boy: Do you even know what I just said?Girl: Yes.Boy: What?... ...
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“No matter how hard we try to be mature, we will always be kids when we all get hurt and cry”
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I saw this like page on Facebook
“Laughing so hard no noise comes out; so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal.” So true






